The Ballad of ICE Agent Ray

by Tim Heidecker

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Backing Track produced and arranged by Davin Wood!

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down along the southern border
rides Agent Ray
Been working for ICE for 10 years
Hasn’t missed a Day
He’s got a big old thermos filled with coffee
or mountain dew if its the afternoon!
and binoculars too!

over yonder on the golden horizon
head and shoulders appear.
a Family of four with women and children
starting to get near
Ray flashes his badge
And pulls his gun
Yells get down on the ground everyone
You’re coming with me

Ray loaded them into his patty wagon
and slams the door
The kids start rolling and tumbling
their head hits the floor

Up in the cab Ray calls it in
Just another Monday afternoon
What you gonna do

Back in town at the detention center
Ray checks them in
Finger prints them stamps and collect them
Gets The next of kin

Kids go this way the moms go that
What you gonna do

Back at home after a long day of working Ray settles down
He pops a beer sits in his chair
Takes a look around

All he wants to do is sit back and watch cartoons
Wouldn’t you


released June 7, 2018
All instruments, Davin Wood


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