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Hey i know the chorus is a cheap shot. Believe me, I could lose a few!
Anyway, all proceeds to the ACLU! peace and chill! :)
lyrics
I am only one man
but my words they travel miles
up to satellites down wires
going at the speed of light
in the darkness i type quickly
and send messages like missiles
and they land without mercy
because i know that i am right
with a glossary of buzzword
i use them indiscreetly
attache images to represent me
i choose cartoons, not my face
I’m the judge and i’m the jury
I command the conversation
for the betterment of our nation
and the empowerment of our race
IF they made a movie of me
They’d have to cast the fattest actor
with glycerine they’d splatter all over my face
And grease me down
sometimes i’m only kidding
and sometimes i get so mad
sometimes i think i’ve made a big mistake
committing to this life online
but i got a little family
of like minded brothers
we huddle undercover
where being a jerk’s just fine
i can’t get away with murder
but i can ruin somebody’s weekend
take down their websites
and call them lots of names
but i’m having trouble sleeping
don’t know where this is headed
maybe be a phase
i’ll grow out of someday
IF they made a movie of me
They’d have to cast the fattest actor
with glycerine they’d splatter all over my face
And grease me down