Cooked Chinese Chicken (Is Coming Our Way)

by Tim Heidecker

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bdtrp Tim Heidecker's comedy and music has been a big influence on me from a young age. His views very much represent mine as I've grown up and he's just a genius. A mastermind. I hope to make music with him some day. Or do some goofs and record them.
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all proceeds for this go to the American Heart Association!


Can't call it the white house anymore
Too many stains on that Oval Office Floor
Blood and Piss and Semen and Shit
Burn it all down we're done with it

Think of the lady who has to come in after this
Think of that dirty cheek she'd have to kiss
Some of the old guard is gonna throw a fit
But burn it all down we're done with it

Ain't it a shame he's too dumb for suicide
Too self absorbed too filled with pride

I was reading the news the other day about some
trade deal we made with the Chinese
We're gonna get to sell them some of our banking technologies
And in exchange they're gonna get to sell us some of their
cooked poultry we so badly need

And it got me thinking!

Maybe some of that cooked chinese chicken
gonna make it's way to his broken heart.


released May 12, 2017


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