Ballad of The Incel Man

by Tim Heidecker

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If we raise $1000 I will match it!

lyrics

I’m down in the basement
Making signs out of love
There’s a big time special guest tonight
coming in from above

This town hasn’t seen such excitement
since John Cena in 09
Yea that arena is know for its wrestling matches
but tonight we’re gonna have ourselves a different kind
A different kind of good time

I’m taking my mamma and her sister aunt Marie
And I hope I find a like minded girl tonight at the trump rally

I’m gonna take a shower
and shave so i look good
Wear my Hillary for prison shirt
Iike a good boy should
Plan to show up there early
watch the motorcade arrive
Grill up some meat in the parking lot
They say doors open at five

Got my picture of Obama
Which we’ll burn in Effigy
And I hope I find a like minded girl tonight at the trump rally

Maybe I’ll get to sit
Behind the man they love to hate
And watch him throw a fit
About problems I can’t contemplate

Sometimes it scares me
When he goes on one of those rants
Sometimes I don’t know what he’s talking about
But it makes them liberals shit their pants
Makes them shit their pants

Oh it gives them such trauma
And it makes us so happy

But I just wanna find a like minded girl
Oh I really wanna find a like minded girl
Yes I just want to find a like minded girl
Tonight at the trump rally!

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released October 28, 2018
written by Tim Heidecker (and Donald Trump who helped with the first line)

Bobby Halvorson
Pianos, Guitars, Drums and String Arrangements
Kiefo Nilsson
Bass
Big thanks to Bobby for arranging this one, and Kiefo for putting us together and manning the board a doing some mixing
www.halvorsonmusic.com

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