Tim Heidecker

Imperial Bathroom

by Tim Heidecker

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Just streaming this for now. Will be included on an LP of Trump Songs later this year.

lyrics

What’s stronger than diamonds What’s tougher than US Steel
What come out once a week After Sunday’s meal
Its gonna kill him gonna knock him dead
when he pushes it out his face turns red

Trump’s Dumps They’re coming out black
Too much KFC
Trump’s Dump they’re hard as a rock

They’re dense as can be
Lyrics:

Monday t’s Pizza Hut Tuesday’s Taco Bell
The rest of the week is steak overcooked
and some ice cream with a chocolate shell
Then he sits on the toilet just like giving birth
a tight wad of feces the worst shit on earth!

Trump’s Dumps They’re coming out black
Too much KFC
Trump’s Dump they’re hard as a rock
They’re dense as can be

And a steady supply of Diet Coke won't loose that load
And if he keeps it up it's guaranteed that his colon explodes
Just like Elvis Presley and Lenny Bruce
He'll making number 2 when he goes vamoose
In mid tweet! On the toilet seat

Trump’s Dumps… Trumps Dumps….